Canaries are signed using https://git.sr.ht/~minus/sshign with ecs's SSH public key, available at https://meta.d2evs.net/~ecs.keys, https://meta.sr.ht/~ecs.keys, https://git.d2evs.net/~ecs/dotfiles/tree/master/.ssh/id_ed25519.pub, and below:

ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIDYc/X7WmFlHemc6qF5NgWRFUD2vOUt+UV1RhO2qNSms ecs@d2evs.net

If this key is changed, a notice that it has changed will be signed using the old key. If this notice is not present, send an email to ecs@d2evs.net.

Update 2022-08-28: I'm no longer maintaining this warrant canary, but not because I've been served a warrant or anything - see the last update at the bottom of this page.

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We will make available, at least monthly, a new canary, containing:
- A declaration that, up until the point in time at which the canary was published, no warrants have been served, nor have any searches and seizures taken place
- The title and title text of the most recent xkcd, establishing date (so that canaries may not be generated in advance)

Special note should be taken if these messages ever cease being updated, or are removed from this page.

As of 2021-01-09, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2409, the most recent as of now, has the title "Steepen the Curve" and the title text "1. Flatten the curve. 2. Steepen the curve. 3. Hang out."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 jm/+pgklv+3wT2W++8ch6IKc0qC5aC75mYTxd1FA9NGkoS+/v3UtADI3/hH06EOSeBsXLDOlrIT/CByc2ySoCw==

As of 2021-02-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2418, the most recent as of now, has the title "Metacarcinization" and the title text "Scientists still don't know how marine biologists manage to so consistently bring up whalefall ecosystems, when relevant conversational openings are so few and far between."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 xD36oOtql8+dhpH9kCUbbQmbLyVt0CNHBXetqauGfrqvVhO+DhgGlSrYPRn2Zdu0F9qu6fFYgVW0e7QCNXl7AA==

As of 2021-03-02, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2431, the most recent as of now, has the title "Leap Year 2021" and the title text "I've lived in the present for my whole life and I'm not about to move now."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 M/vts6MThs0daqe7fSGpzsdi7YzkjU3pjDqhKmbcM0Rw33xCyMAoWRWfnvTM7Pm9xyDf+Y76efltmgITgL2/AQ==

As of 2021-04-22, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2453, the most recent as of now, has the title "Excel Lambda" and the title text "Extremely rude how Turing's later formulations of the halting problem called me out by name specifically."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 qyNsa6Fru07jK7hWM/5sZM4r9Pwhiurzm9A7Oy9ZQn+ndKCQaDWFZkj50pLtEyO+0Y+bDq8OVjzeE/AdOkr+AQ==

As of 2021-05-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2457, the most recent as of now, has the title "After the Pandemic" and the title text "I'm looking forward to having to worry a lot less about covid, but wouldn't mind if we worried a little more about giving each other colds. Colds are bad!"
Signature: ssh-ed25519 XFjVuIAS2WrrU8JRNMhrZTehy7ASEdEwE8EUrCVBR3rvuy+ePfflcgvFJD0IcKTjqeJDjOk6UcXQI92Wt7rRDg==

As of 2021-06-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2470, the most recent as of now, has the title "Next Slide Please" and the title text ""I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, please--tears, and--next slide, please--sweat.""
Signature: ssh-ed25519 NTvtBkcaH7R41kBB0BVDsYQpeyb+3Ckswp1+6lyy83TKsrd331nYfw/5lhitpuBTxW6rctAyPzW5/eIHkO0uAg==

As of 2021-07-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2483, the most recent as of now, has the title "Linked List Interview Problem" and the title text "I'd traverse it myself, but it's singly linked, so I'm worried that I won't be able to find my way back to 2021."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 QkWImjzVoPlpokBDDfhesQRHl8Ln8F/jDuE7wgBzRoHk7fKpY8krX7FAhsOXWIalSGw2uaBLzHCpvHjC2ClmAg==

As of 2021-08-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2496, the most recent as of now, has the title "Mine Captcha" and the title text "This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 tw+pw2oDveqkqdkBlGYT7YeFG/9B4NQ/4azZSEK311gx2s2wONfkfOnQzyPswK7IC24W94+WvTxaCMq42oKiCA==

As of 2021-09-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2509, the most recent as of now, has the title "Useful Geometry Formulas" and the title text "Geometry textbooks always try to trick you by adding decorative stripes and dotted lines."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 VcZ3H2Mo493ivcSDuRaq2jMgP2t3XdUqo55CnofJc6aeTcS9bOkQM52PxMcRxtAYnSQY74rfiV92fSU6irTXBg==

As of 2021-10-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2523, the most recent as of now, has the title "Endangered" and the title text "The list includes polio, Guinea worm, and this one particular enterovirus strain that they've been tracking out of spite after it went around the lab a few years ago."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 SAHtbBamrbVEUKtXyaKF/6UW1OU4ootIpsT4QG4Gak9FY03ZomBwWOAXPSvVYeQjWTMKOvffUf0RPlytAKIhAQ==

As of 2021-11-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2536, the most recent as of now, has the title "Wirecutter" and the title text "This was always going to be a controversial Wirecutter post, but what really got them in trouble were their 'budget' and 'upgrade' picks."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 A8kZtBlHc+c40QxmWofcCdlNWli/tbUMU8QAHFO+PryQ1m+l+BLtPfw39gUMNxgxLPNh7J19q9VXnW54EDA6AA==

As of 2022-04-15, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2607, the most recent as of now, has the title "Geiger Counter" and the title text "At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.". NOTE: the four previous months of canaries were missed due to a technical mixup. I can't be bothered to figure out what went wrong or fix the issue, but the lack of canaries wasn't intentional.
Signature: ssh-ed25519 /1QZTfhloDVWTtAOscfdgOhv7IWKjOOqhCCLiLNI3GZewdg03b83BQT4n7LbE7d/s1U7eGxfTK3aqkC+n7aWDQ==

As of 2022-05-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2613, the most recent as of now, has the title "Bad Map Projection: Madagascator" and the title text "The projection's north pole is in a small lake on the island of Mahé in the Seychelles, which is off the top of the map and larger than the rest of the Earth's land area combined."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 2hR04e0W7dvuIuzEqmkftSgCN/ub4DIpyYtn19E1R6RZuiCUMfdnrKdMQSlU8weIPkZaY1LBHoC+NJns7CWPBQ==

As of 2022-06-01, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2626, the most recent as of now, has the title "d65536" and the title text "They're robust against quantum attacks because it's hard to make a quantum system that large."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 VlqTjFomDI2w2/fpBIOhcS0at4rnaEPAHHjcAmU2ZBcjHAvhEIM8QlHewPZlSJDpNaywHczkObcLZde/LyB+Cw==

As of 2022-07-07, no warrants have ever been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor have any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2641, the most recent as of now, has the title "Mouse Turbines" and the title text "It's sad seeing those videos of turbine blade being torn apart in high winds, but it's the only way they can disperse their seeds."
Signature: ssh-ed25519 st5ZMu+sBxdZLWm2LBIVKniGUouFdflgFFxkATXA8uLq/8NBM9Ft6ke94zWCghiwLyeGshUQO5DeA3urtMw8Bg==

I don't feel like automating canary generation and this canary is rather pointless given the tiny scope of this site. As of 2022-08-28 I will no longer be updating this periodically, but this should not be taken to mean that any warrants have been served to d2evs.net or any people with shell access to d2evs.net, nor that any searches or seizures of any kind been performed on d2evs.net assets. xkcd #2664, the most recent as of now, has the title "Cloud Swirls" and the title text "'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'"
Signature: ssh-ed25519 iZ+u/Ef5gho+zmt/NxR2PlT8Wre7Xfv6FVJIHACFYlpKYSJ455eBi5AxcayoRWn3LCAB7c263UPf1NZ/Kd50BQ==